Harvey is the first to talk at this incredibly awkward meeting.
“So, I guess you’re the person I’m going to be raising a child with. At least you’re pretty. No one will have to stick a gun to my head!”
“Uh, thanks?” Lisa said, unsure how to respond.
“Well, let’s not stand out here all day.”
They went inside and took a seat on the couch. They talked for a little, then Harvey slipped his arm around Lisa.
“What are doing? You’re definitely forward,” Lisa said, pulling away, though she found it a little flattering.
“We’re supposed to make a baby, remember? We’re going to have to get close to do that,” Harvey said.
Lisa relaxed a little, and Harvey leaned in to tell her a secret. “I have a really big hockey stick.”
She laughed. “You’re crazy!”
Lisa leaned forward and held his hands. “I know we just met, but I think you’re really great.”
“You see, I have really high standards in men, which is probably why haven’t found anyone yet, but…”
Harvey surprised Lisa by just going for it, and planting a smooch!
“I want you to be my boyfriend!”
“I want you to be my girlfriend!”
“I think we should start making that baby now,” Lisa said.
“Oh yeah, that’s what I’ve been waiting for!”
“Sexy lingerie,” Harvey said with a smile.
“You’re one to talk,” Lisa said, rolling her eyes.
After they were done, Lisa jumped out of bed.
“Where are you going? Don’t you want to cuddle?” Harvey said.
“Nope. Too hungry.”
“Wait, before you go, I need one more kiss!”
“You’re so sweet!”
“So, you’re just going to sit there? You’re not going to help me make this salad?”
“But you’re doing so well! And I want to stare at your beauty!”
Yes, Lisa just picked something from her ear and continued making the salad with her hands. Gross.
“This salad is really good!” Harvey said, digging into it with gusto.
“I don’t feel so well,” Lisa said, holding her stomach. “Oh! Maybe this is it! I’m going to get a pregnancy test!”
“Yay! I’m pregnant!”
And this is the end of the first chapter. Which is incredibly blurry. And the rest of them will be too. Boo.